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Hello all! The Mare and I would like to apologize for the lack of posts for the last few months. We have been busy with college exams and such, but we just want to let all of our followers know that we have not forgotten about you! Posts will be appearing again soon, and If anyone has any requests or submissions, don’t hesitate!

touch-the-booty: fandrogynous: castielcastieldean: artisanpunk: zahhaks-twerking: run-into-mordor: moxiearien: equiiu2: fokko-fennekin: lividcoffeecakes: homestuckish: jakeebubbles: procrastinality: A mechanical pencil has gone 8 inches through the lower lip of my mouth, thus passing through and leaving me with a hole there. I have a 51% chance of survival for some reason. (Maybe I’m panicking and will injure myself more?) i get stabbed in the face somehow with a lord of the rings book and i have a 13% chance of survival how can you get stabbed by a BOOK I got stabbed 1 inch deep in my leg with a blanket and my chancechance of survival is 88% screw the book how did I get stabbed with a FUCKING BLANKET??????????? Stabbed by a LAMP 6 inches deep into my nose (freaken allergies), with an 88% chance of survival. Are you sure that’s not .88% I have just been stabbed 11 inches deep into my stomache and my chances of survival is 99% oh. Thats nice. i have been stabbed 11 inches deep in my left forearm, with a 38% chance of survival… by a pillow. i’ve been stabbed 3 inches deep in my leg with an 8% chance of survival by my binder are you fucking serious wow i die easily I was stabbed with my french book…. One inch deep on my leg. 63% survival rate. ;;; AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DIE BY A FRENCH BOOK. Hahah I’ve been stabbed 4 inches deep in the hip with 01% chance of survival BY MY OWN T-SHIRT Stabbed three inches into my waist by my tablet pen with a 47% chance of survival. Probably nicked my stomach and acid is dripping all over my intestines or something a blanket stabbed me in the thigh 5 inches deep 17% survival rate ….that blanket must have like magical fucking abilities because how am i almost dead I’ve just been stabbed with my phone. It’s gone 2 inches deep into my cheek. I have 85% chance of survival. Wow mine’s boring but luckily I’ll probably live I’ve been stabbed by my pencil 4 inches deep into the chest. I have a 73% chance of survival. I’m pretty ok, even though I’m pretty sure if you stabbed someone 4 inches deep in the chest they’re gonna die… I have been stabbed 12 inches into my vagina with my dildo. I have a 74% chance of survival, and 3 mind blowing orgasms ;)
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fandrogynous:

castielcastieldean:

artisanpunk:

zahhaks-twerking:

run-into-mordor:

moxiearien:

equiiu2:

fokko-fennekin:

lividcoffeecakes:

homestuckish:

jakeebubbles:

procrastinality:

A mechanical pencil has gone 8 inches through the lower lip of my mouth, thus passing through and leaving me with a hole there. I have a 51% chance of survival for some reason. (Maybe I’m panicking and will injure myself more?)

i get stabbed in the face somehow with a lord of the rings book and i have a 13% chance of survival

how can you get stabbed by a BOOK

I got stabbed 1 inch deep in my leg with a blanket and my chancechance of survival is 88%

screw the book how did I get stabbed with a FUCKING BLANKET???????????

Stabbed by a LAMP 6 inches deep into my nose (freaken allergies), with an 88% chance of survival.

Are you sure that’s not .88%

I have just been stabbed 11 inches deep into my stomache and my chances of survival is 99%

oh. Thats nice.

i have been stabbed 11 inches deep in my left forearm, with a 38% chance of survival…

by a pillow.

i’ve been stabbed 3 inches deep in my leg with an 8% chance of survival by

my binder are you fucking serious

wow i die easily

I was stabbed with my french book…. One inch deep on my leg. 63% survival rate. ;;;

AT LEAST YOU DIDN’T DIE BY A FRENCH BOOK.

Hahah I’ve been stabbed 4 inches deep in the hip with 01% chance of survival

BY MY OWN T-SHIRT

Stabbed three inches into my waist by my tablet pen with a 47% chance of survival.

Probably nicked my stomach and acid is dripping all over my intestines or something

a blanket stabbed me in the thigh

5 inches deep

17% survival rate

….that blanket must have like magical fucking abilities because how am i almost dead

I’ve just been stabbed with my phone. It’s gone 2 inches deep into my cheek. I have 85% chance of survival.

Wow mine’s boring but luckily I’ll probably live

I’ve been stabbed by my pencil 4 inches deep into the chest. I have a 73% chance of survival.

I’m pretty ok, even though I’m pretty sure if you stabbed someone 4 inches deep in the chest they’re gonna die…

I have been stabbed 12 inches into my vagina with my dildo. I have a 74% chance of survival, and 3 mind blowing orgasms ;)

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